New York is not in New England! The Pennsylvania accent is painful to hear. Sports fans from that horrible place should not allowed to leave their rooms. I love the Amish. The pizza is bad! Those strange sandwiches from Philadelphia give tremendous heart burn. Pennsylvania is like Wales, nothing good comes from there. Yes, I am from Greenwich, Ct. Pennsylvania smells funny. There are no cute girls. All the men are short! It takes too long to drive through. The skiing is bad. The people who like Pennsylvania wear funny clothes and have pink hair. The Dutch should remigrate back to communist Dutchland. Good riddance! If you are stuck there, always lock your house. Pennsylvanians chew with their mouth open. It is always foggy and it rains a lot. Amulets are good to have to protect you from their evil eye. And, be sure to have your food taster along. They don’t like strangers much.
The word "Sesquipedalian" has appeared to me thrice in the last fortnight, so I'm subscribing.
I've been from Maine to California, Florida to Oregon. Most of us are basically Americans.
New York is not in New England! The Pennsylvania accent is painful to hear. Sports fans from that horrible place should not allowed to leave their rooms. I love the Amish. The pizza is bad! Those strange sandwiches from Philadelphia give tremendous heart burn. Pennsylvania is like Wales, nothing good comes from there. Yes, I am from Greenwich, Ct. Pennsylvania smells funny. There are no cute girls. All the men are short! It takes too long to drive through. The skiing is bad. The people who like Pennsylvania wear funny clothes and have pink hair. The Dutch should remigrate back to communist Dutchland. Good riddance! If you are stuck there, always lock your house. Pennsylvanians chew with their mouth open. It is always foggy and it rains a lot. Amulets are good to have to protect you from their evil eye. And, be sure to have your food taster along. They don’t like strangers much.